Wednesday, November 20, 2013

Erm, shouldn't we have dinner before you put your hand up my vagina?

I can't resist this. A bit of shocking TMI warning.

As we've moved and in the third trimester, I'm at a new OB clinic. They want me to meet all of them, as they aren't sure which one will be delivering my son. I feel like a flag being passed around! The first one was fantastic and the second one gave me a check but was gentle. However, this third female OB jabbed her whole hand up there what felt like 10 minutes! Christ, woman!! I wanted to scream at her to get her arm out of my twat!

I left walking like a penguin, afraid my baby is going to fall out. Poor thing, just got jabbed and prodded. Few more weeks and the wee one can come out.