I'd like to know the names and addresses of these pregnant women having porn star sex. They're full of shit!
My fanny is like the Sahara desert! I swear I washed off a cactus needle from down there. Me and DH attempted to have sex, twice. Fail. We failed both times. *sigh* Then he wanted to use saliva as a lubricant. No, thank you. The human mouth is full of plenty of bacteria. My normal flora failed me once and I got a UTI followed by a YI. I'd rather not go back there again. I'd rather use cooking spray!
Plus, there's only so many positions you can be blended into without it hurting. How do you have intercourse (enjoyable at that) during pregnancy? I feel like I need to repeat Sexual Education.
Dude, try pre-seed! I'm on pelvic rest right now but during my IVF/FET priming, I was soooo dry. Pre-seed saved us.
ReplyDeleteHave you tried from behind? The spooning position might work as well.
Oh another one! You on top? On top backwards?
ReplyDeleteI'll go think of more....